A fork of Rural Dictionary
What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.
Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!
A phrase coined by a beautiful girl named Gabriella. Means to leave a place or situation that is boring to you. Much like makin like a banana or makin like a tree, to make like a baby means to head out like when a baby is born and comes head out through the mothers vajayjay.
Sean: "This party blows."
Gaby: "Yeah, lets make like a baby and head out."
Def 1: When something "makes baby Jesus cry," it means that that something is considered unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil by a certain person or group of people. Yes, and those people may include fundies, who are so into that Jesus thing.
Def 2: The term can also refer to something one may love and enjoy that another person or group may consider evil and/or unpleasant.
Def 3: Moreover, to "make baby Jesus cry" means to do anything(for pleasure or not for pleasure) that certain people consider unpleasant, controversial, and/or evil.
Examples of things that make baby Jesus cry:
Def 1:
Wars, greed, sex, corruption, and power hungriness make baby Jesus cry.
George W. Bush makes baby Jesus cry.
9/11 really made baby Jesus cry.
AOL makes baby Jesus cry.
Bill Clinton's sex scandal with Monica Lewinsky made baby Jesus cry.
The most recent Star Wars Episode 1 and 2 movies sucked so bad, they made baby Jesus cry.
Def 2:
I really love Emperor, Dimmu Borgir, and alot of Norwegian black metal! Their music is so evily awesome it makes baby Jesus cry!
The sex that I had with that hot buxom girl last night was so passionately raw and wild, it made baby Jesus cry!
Def 3:
Timothy McVeigh really made baby Jesus cry when he bombed the Oklahoma Federal Building.
So did the terrorist hijackers on 9/11.
Tonight I am going to make baby Jesus cry by screwing that man's hot wife.
Farrah Abraham Teen Mom MTV Babies Making Babies
Dumb Boy: Hey Karoline, I've Been Having A Problem With My Penis..
DumberGirl: What Kind Of Problem? Carlos?
Boy: I Randomly Get Penis Aches. (takes a puff of his inhaler)
Girl: Maybe I can help. I give great massages and in return you can do me a favor...
Boy: Ok, what can I help you with?
Girl: Some one asked me if my cherry was popped, but I didn't even know I had a cherry, can you help me find it?
(pop pop) cherry popped= 9 months later baby is born... Watch Teen Mom To Find Out What Happens Next
To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.
When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...
The physical action that can occur after listening to Grant Nelson's Housecall radio show!
Damn that track was so hot that housecall make me squirt baby
-Petgasys
Definition made by Vunt
In minecraft Let's go make babies upstairs