A fork of Rural Dictionary
She is your friend that is depressed, even more than the rest. She is really sad even when her friends are glad. She plays video games to take away from the pain. She also listens to some dumb music sometimes.
"Are you Malena again"
"Yeah man...my parents just got divorced."
Malena is pretty, loyal, fun, nice. She is in love with Michael.
Michael is so lucky to be with Malena
Malena is the definition of a bad bitch. She funny as hell, she‘ll cheer you up when you sad and she always got your back. Get yourself a Malena, she will make your life better.
A: Yoo you see that girl over there w the black hair and with that cringe ass laugh?
B: Lol that must be a Malena
A girl with a disturbing sense of humour. She is a horrible person, has no ass and has a flat chest. She ain’t afraid to hurt anyone’s feelings, and will drag her friends along with her. Once you become her friend, there is NO turning back.
Haley: oh yeah that girl is a Malena.
Maria: hah good luck dealing with THAT
The sexiest fuckin goddess pornstar that i jack off to twice a day
Dude1-did u see maleina morgan's new video
Dude2-on it right now, pass me that lotion and paper towel and get the fuck out of my office
Dude1- uhh so tired i was up till midnight jacking off to malena morgan'snew video
Dude2- Why the fuck dident u text me i would of took a sick day jackin to her
A Malena Garcia is someone who is not loyal. They don’t understand what it means to make a commitment and stick to it. Often times they lose friends quickly because of their prickish nature
“Dude have you seen Kenzie?”
“No why?”
“Because she was acting like a total Malena Garcia”