Country Dictionary

A Canadian person who is a complete and utter jackass, a liar.

The guy is a total maple.

Mad, gut wrenching, bowl echoing, stall rattling, rectum stretching, pant staining, nose-hair curling, janitor surprise... in other words, a fat runny shit, after drinking 3 cups of maple syrup.

After breakfast this morning, I've had nothing but mad maple all day.

A verb one uses when they are addicted to a stupid game called 'Maplestory'.

Ashley was mapling all the time, then treating her two friends horrible when they needed her.

another way of saying someone got raped

Dude that guys just got mapled

One can be called maple if they are told to hump a maple tree and willingly do it.

Richard humped a maple tree. He is now maple.

A kid with a MASSIVE nose.

"Zsolt is the biggest maple ever!"

When you are only attracted to or especially attracted to Canadians. This term comes from the South Park episode "Where My Country Gone?".

Bob: For some reason, I'm only attracted to Canadian women. Joe: You must have maple fever.