A fork of Rural Dictionary
A son of a bitch who don't care of everything. He's a lazy man. Even his mother don't love him. He will fail at everything in life. He think that he's funny but he's very boring, annoying and cringe. He's a junki. He's fat as fuck. If you know him you'll see how he's the shittiest person you will see in your entire life
This Matys is the worst thing for you
Basically just a fun way to say mate. Used to lighten up a sentence. rather than saying ‘are you ok there mate?’ You can say ‘are you ok there matie?’. It’s funny and unexpected.
Scenario one-
You: Ya wonna go Matie
Friend: sure lad let’s go Matie
Matis is an amazing person, he is nice, pretty and kind.
Matis is born to be a god
Pretty Matis
Not a Sexy Polish Boy. Big Nonce
Has A Short Attention Span For Anything He Becomes Addicted To.
Mati : Hi Fam!
Other Person : I Bought you these Van's Because ,You Are So into Vans
Mati : Im Sorry But i Like Gucci Now
~next day~
Other Person : I Bought You Gucci Because You Like It Now!
Mati : Im with Supreme Now ~_~
~Next Day~
Other Person : I Got you a Supreme Toothbrush.
Mati : I Literally Just Became A Fan Of Louis Vuitton.
~Next Day~
Other Person : ok , I Found A Louis Vuitton Bag For You in My Attic.
Mati : BAPE!