Country Dictionary

adj. Something so incredibly easy that it is unbelievable.

Man, I got a perfect score on my Psych 101 exam without even studying.

Wow, dude that is easy.

Yeah, it was ALMOST Toni Matlock easy.

skinny prude... but still quite cute, white boy

"Damnett Chance you bit my tongue!"

skinny prude... but still quite cute... boy

"Damnett chance you bit my tongue!"

One who buys a stock at the top from a twitter pump and the holds as it crashed 100 percent

Damn, my portfolio red asf.....I got Matlocked son

When a pumper chooses a stock that has already ran and tell his followers to buy at the top so he can get out at his cost basis.

You should buy $GME….

2 weeks later I’ve been Matlocked…

To excrete semen on the face of a "dishonest"" person. Typically this manuever is performed on an unsuspecting and infidelitous partner.

Man, I found out that girl was a complete whore, so I Matlocked all over her mouth.

Def: A person who yells loudly in a military baracks, and/or someone who complains about a situation aggressively to individuals in the same situation.

The 5 soldiers stood in the 3 feet of sewer water, while one of them complained loudly like a Matlock