A fork of Rural Dictionary
Megalomaniac Careprovider Activation, when a patient has a doctor who overestimates their own intelligence and importance to the point that the doctor insists the patient has made up their symptoms for attention, because only a doctor is dumb enough to believe that someone would stop eating everything that tastes good and stop being about to leave the house or be around any human beings at all for attention. The first documented case of MCA was Dr. Peter Valent, an absolute sociopath who is on a mission to make sure that no one receives the medical care they need and that disabled people are mocked endlessly by their doctors.
I was diagnosed with MCA, and now my only option is dying alone in my apartment because my doctor is not only denying me any kind of treatment or further testing whatsoever but it also spreading propaganda about me because he's a malevolent narcissist.
mca girls are not baddies. they are flat I guess. mca boys don't like mca girls, only sb baddies. the girls in sb are baddies, so they love sb girls. additionally, mca girls say they grind, but they never grind. they don't even know what grinding is. overall mca girls suck and we hate them a lot. they only got into mca because of the gender balance, they are not even smart. they belong in the kitchen. mca girls are the reason every mca guy is gay.
Mca girls are soooo fucking annoying bro! I hate how they always pretend that they grind.
The jolt of fear you get when your car's lane-assist feature fights with you for steering wheel control. (Named for the Boeing 737 Max's infamous maneuvering control augmentation system that took away control from the pilot.)
Person #1: "Wow, the steering wheel seems to have a mind of it's own!" Person #2: "...MCAS Syndrome."
Massachusetts Child Abuse System (Oh god not really that's a joke)
Teacher: Alright kids, I hope you have some pencils, because we're gonna take MCAS!!!!1! It'll only take about 5 hours. Students: *groan*
Manoeuvring characteristics augmentation system, or more appropriately, money comes above safety, due to Boeing rushing the 737 max into market while it was unsafe for commercial use all because of money. M: Money C: Comes A: Above S: Safety
The Boeing 737 max crashed because mcas was incorrectly programmed and was rushed into market. Hence mcas means: money comes above safety.
verb (often all capital letters) 1) Maximum Collision Assurance System 2) Low quality synthetic longitudinal stability system that guarantees you will lawn dart without immediate recognition and subsequent action of pitch trim runaway.
If you don't recognize a pitch trim runaway in any airplane you shall MCAS.