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The most amazing species on the world, short and cute.

"aww midget! your so adorable!"

a unit of measurement. 3 feet tall and 64 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and a half midgets

In real life, it is usually a very small person, used for entertainment, however, the word midget is also used as an insult, used at people who are smaller by about an inch, it's not fuckin nice at all, I'm not that tall and I'm called a midget at school, let me tell you, ANYONE calls me this one more time, I am gonna fuckin snap, I take my height very seriously, it's not my fuckin fault that I'm not some fuckin giant, some prick who I even consider a friend called me this, unless it's someone who can take a joke then don't fuckin say it to people, you think it's fuckin funny, it's not, why the fuck did I ave to get this height? Don't ask, it's fuckin stupid the shit like this

Fuck all you haters, anyone call me a midget RIGHT IN MY FUCKIN FACE I will fuckin SNAP, I'm pissed off because of my height, what the fuck is there problems? Dicklhead my so called fuckin friend knows how well I take jokes, so I might lose it with him

also known as a chubby, an adj. describing a semi- erect penis.

Billy Blanks is sport'n a midget during his Tae Bo videos

Anything smaller than usual but sometimes better or funnier than average compared to how small it is. They are Beasts at basketball but get swatted because of their shortness.

that midget(person) was 3 feet tall

I had a midget lunch today

acronym for 'mini idiots dangerously growing even tinier'

omg look @ da midget ova der.. hez lyk so smal!

short people with alot drinking issues and works at freak show as side attretion

look at midget he always drunk