Country Dictionary

God's personal punch lines.

Carlos is such a midget, everytime I see him I just wanna laugh.

often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.

I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women

Modern-day "dwarves".

"Don't piss off a midget. They may look small but they're actually high-jumpers, and they know how to kick ass."
-me

"Midgets can also kick their own heads. Look at Wee Man from Jackass! ^_^ "
-me

Something that causes your dick to go turtle.

Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!

midgets, the perfect object to punt into a wall

that midget stole me gold!!!

group of suburban white women trying to be hip

Excuse me, but have you seen my midgets

A very small person who lives amongst us. They can be of any age or gender however they are tiny and petite for whatever age they may be.

Midget can also be used as an offence against dwarfs but this is rearely used.

Person 1: You are such a legit midget.
Person 2: I know, I am so tiny!