A fork of Rural Dictionary
A synonym for an alcoholic drink. Similar words include bevvie, lemonade, beer or wettie
Anyone keen for a couple of moisties after work?
I'm going for some moisties with my mates, are you keen?
A alternate form of salty meant with more hostile intent. It's derogatory and is mainly used to refer to someone who is acting bitter, petty, irrationally angry, and other similar variations of salt. Moisty can also be used to refer to someone who is acting like a lil bitch or pussy.
"ohh you little moisty bitch" ~Modern Poet, Azizi Gibson; 'Unstoppable'
A Moistie can be compared to that of the similar definition Stiffy, but in relation to a woman. generally the fluid is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.
When I see Ownes Stiffy, I get a moistie that is in a similar volume to Niagra Falls.
n. attractive, young, and innocent-looking female. Can be traced to Hawaiian infotech emigres to the San Francisco Bay Area circa 1995.
You shoulda seen da hella moisties at that Tibetan Freedom Concert in Golden Gate Park last week.
When a female is participating in a non-sexual, feminine activity that abruptly results in the female getting wet by herself or while in the company of her female friend/friends.
Moisty is the female equivalents of a Broner
I cleaned my house so well that it gave me a moisty.
Cindy, the way you baked that cake gave me a moisty.
Shanana, you did my weave so good it gave me a moisty.
one who is being bitchy, annoying, salty, dumb, douche-ish, or an arrogant ass-hole
one who is ignored by the whole group as tho anything they say is insignificant or they merely don't exist.
"Brad, you're being extra moisty today"
"N*ck is moisty"
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Mitch: hey moisty
N*ck: yeah?
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Mitch: Dude, you're a moist ass bitch"
Anthony: yeah, moisty
Function: noun
1: A cultured, sophisticated, knowledgeable, discriminating enthusiast who posts fair and balanced, unbiased, insightful reviews and constructive criticisms of various science fiction works on the Internet’s Moist Board.
2: An executive member of the Illuminati.
3: A hater of cockatiels.
4: A rabid fan of David Hasselhoff.
5: A highly skilled cell phone hacker.
6: All of the above.
The Moistie’s are cool, but they have a long list of bannable offenses at their bulletin board.