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Monroe

A creepy night crawler who likes to sit at the edge of your bed and watch you sleep, can’t handle their alcohol, and likes to whip out their pp unsolicitedly. The look in a Monroe’s eyes will give you night terrors for weeks and you will need spiritual healing afterwards.

I feel like Clay was watching me in my sleep, he’s such a Monroe…

by Dojakitten March 10, 2022

Monroe

1. A weird humanoid that can usually be found taking photographs of trees & other things, including her much adored cat. Generally distinguished from other humanoids by her avoidance of phones, desire to speak Enochian, almost obsessive love of ampersands & typography, being barefoot in most cases & claiming she is part Gelfling from a rogue planet. 2. A massively underdeveloped genius with an ISTP personality; morbidly creepy, but cheerful about it. 3. A wayward human with no general idea of where she is going, or what she is doing, but generally lives through her adventures.Social media addict; consultant. 4. Redhead with a little bit of soul. Hufflepuff. House Arryn. English Monroe, from Irish Gaelic Rothach Monroe loves her animals. She takes gorgeous photographs. She likes to explore, and has an amazing Tumblr.

Monroe is super mega foxy awesome hot.

by sparklemotionshimmer April 01, 2012

Monroe

An extremely ugly and trashy piercing located between the nose and lips region. It's generally wanted by disparate women seeking some shred of beauty but sadly lacking in the that department. Just another attempt to gain attention from people. It's not impressive, attractive, or in any way beautiful. Just sad and pathetic.

Sad Girl: "I am so excited because I finally got a monroe!!! I am pretty now!!!" Average Guy rolling his eyes: "Hahaha yeah...that will help!"

by Three B January 29, 2009

Monroed

It's when you click on something and instead you find a picture of President James Monroe

I clicked on a Lion King video expecting to see Lion King, but then I got monroed

by 8bitdude March 29, 2018

Monroe

An extremely amazing guy, with a bigger penis than a jeremy. Everyone wants to be like Monroe. Mo is a short form of a Monroe. Only the best Monroes will call themselves Mo.

I wish I could be Monroe like that guy!

by Alex Forthwright May 01, 2008

Monroe

Blonde guy that loves Gorillas and playing Fortnite irl He kinda sexy ngl

“Who is that?” “That’s my boyfriend Monroe I love him very much

by Youbetterbegratefulimdoingthis November 21, 2020

Monroe

muhn-roh v. Monroe·d, Monroe·ing, Monroe·s v. tr. To deprive or withhold the due reciprocation of fellatio in exchange for cunnilingus

After he wiped his chin, Will knew he'd been Monroe'd when they began to cuddle.

by George Nguyen August 25, 2006