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Morty

Morty is the most boolin Motherfucker out there and he bools all day and all night. He's always boolin. He created "we boolin". He's the life of the boolfest. Simply put, he's a straight up bool of a man. The most important thing you need to know about Morty is that he lives for stupid shit!

Morty are you going to the boolfest? "Yktv ofc I'm going asshole 😂"

by A-D0G June 25, 2020

Mortis

Brawl Stars character that spins right before enemy goal with the ball, tries to trickshot, fails and dies! He calls himself “bringer of doom” and “a creature of the night”!

That stupid Mortis just won’t score normally!

by DalSpin November 30, 2021

Morty

An adjective describing an absolute doofus.

Guy 1: Wow, I got 5 out of 13 on that test. Guy 2: Jesus Ron, you really are a fucking Morty.

by Mogludir September 18, 2018

morty

a morty is a sidekick for a rick ricks are intelligent

rick:ugh morty why are you so dumb! oh wait you're a morty

morty

a fat man; who sometimes shows humanity. But most of the time insanity and racism (see mout)

Morty is so racist!!!!

by K Master M June 03, 2003

Morty

The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin

Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!

by Danthrax March 16, 2004

Mortis

The uberleet designer of game levels for Unreal and Wolfenstein. Using his Netherworld connections, Mortis creates fun that is out of this world. Known to frequent broadbandreports.com and bsdterritory.com.

"I hear this awesome new game level was designed by Mortis the Wise."

by Mortis June 30, 2004