Country Dictionary

The hair on your head. Generally taken the wrong way unless you explain what a muffle is.

Let me stroke your muffle!!

n. An acronym of Modern Usage For Finding Latin Erudition.* Muffles are anything found at the present time that are derived from Latin or Greek or allude to them. Derivitives are not muffles. Muffles can be shared with Latin classes to earn a student extra credit in the class. *May be replaced with Edification.

Latin Lover: Dude, ever notice how the cross country team has winged sandals on the back of their jerseys? Caesar's Homeboy: Just like Mercury? Woah, muffle!

To roll a nigga up. To kick ass

Ray-Ray was poppin' shit to Big Tom and got his ass muffled

the monatary unit used at waffle house.

Dude, im outta muffles and i just ordered like 50 waffles!

The female equivalent of cock blocking.

That girl spent all night muffling me.

The part of the female vagina that you see when she is standing up right with her legs together or slightly crossed and is bent over, therefore giving you a view of her muffle button

She bent over and all I saw was straight muffle button.

Any item that will catch a load while masturbating.

I was workin' it for a few minutes and before I came off I grabbed a sock- the perfect nut muffle.