A fork of Rural Dictionary
a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.
Dang, you mulched the hell out of that song!
The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint
Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.
Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.
The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.
I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.
I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.
Hot Female, that is so hot you can't stop looking at her!!!
Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Emma Stone, and Many More Mulch