A fork of Rural Dictionary
another name for the penis, popularized in the movie "Varsity Blues"
"johnny's mom caught him strokin the purple headed mushroom with a playboy magazine yesterday"
Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.
Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.