A fork of Rural Dictionary
The term "skizzle" is an African American slang term derived from "scalp", "scan", "scale", and "scrape" (see below), among others.
1. a command given by an officer or brazen cadet to an African American private to scalp the enemy
2. a command given to an African American employee of the paper coropration "Kinko's" to xerox a document
3. a command given to an inwardly African American AP U. S. History professor to impose a curve on a set of exams
4. (archaic) a suggestion given by an experienced African American dentist to a novice fellow African American surgeon (or nurse) to use a scalpel to clean the teeth of another African American brother
1. "Sir, shall I exercise mercy on this here foe?"
"Negative--skizzle, my nizzle."
2. "How shall I reproduce this here document?"
"Skizzle, my nizzle."
3. "How shall I respond to this here slew of F's in my grade book?"
"Skizzle, my nizzle."
4. "How shall I remove the plaque from this here set of molars?"
"Skizzle, my nizzle."
the only tight buddhist saying.
"buddhizzle my nizzle"
The "izzle" or "izzo" lingo was a direct rip-off of influential 80's hip-hop band (real hip-hop not that J-Lo/Ja Rule shyte) U.T.F.O. Now it has become a fun way for normal people to mock the bullshit ghettoization of American culture.
Anyone who listens to Jay-Z or P. Puff Diddy Daddy Coombs can sizzle my dizzle, nizzle.
"you wanna go to the pub tonight?"
"yeah, fshizzle my nizzle, see you at nine"
Tyrone: You goin to that party tonight, sucka?
Stanley: Why, for shizzle my nizzle!
A phrase made by rappers who weren't creative enough to think of a solid rhyme
Dang...shizzle my nizzle dawg.
a clever way to say yes using more syllabelles along with more izzles. Praise the modern ingenuity of some people.
Kid: Can we go see Wedding Crashers
Parent: Forshizzle my Nizzle but only if it's a matinee.