A fork of Rural Dictionary
Non Athletic Regular Person. Often thinks they are very cool but in reality is a total waste of space.
Clay Hanback thinks he is a beast at "hacking" vids, buts is actually a total NARP
1. narps. n. nAArps - the theoretical term of a personally cursed nonexistent object.
2. narps. also used as an interjection.
origin. modern eastern american word concieved of various interjectory phrases of anger and inanimate cursing.
"Andrew I am so angry I could rip your fucking narps off!"
"Narps! Narps! Narps!"
"Oh narp it all!"
Noun
1. "Not A Real Person"; An insult to a persons perception of reality.
Blake:(after getting off water ride) "I smell like water"
Shaun:"Dude, you are such a NARP."
Not A Real Person.
A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.
And then there are narps.
Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.
Acronym for "not a real person"... When someone is acting completely ridiculous. Their everyday actions are not socially acceptable they then come a NARP
This girl in my chem class is such a NARP, she dirty skypes her boyfriend all the time during lectures.