A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Creature known to be seen in ohio, it is short, brown hair, Some say resemble's a "Ragedy Ann Doll". It is liked by no other creature. From Certain Views it may look to have features of a baby bird in the face.
"Look at that dirty Neff!"
Verb
To Neff (eg Neffing)
Neffer (one who neffs)
To neff is to post uselessly in order to increase one's post count in an online forum.
Someguy: posts funny story about his girlfriend
Neffer: lol!!
THE SOUND A HOMOSEXUAL MAKES WHEN EJACULATING INTO ANOTHER MAN'S ASS USUALLY FOLLOWED BY A SMILE WITH HIS TONGUE OUT
NEFF IT FEELS SO GOOD TO CUM IN YOUR ASS
a straight male who hangs out with all the hot girls but never gets anything from any of them (often refered to as the bestfriend)
situation 1:
guy 1- hey dude im goin to the movies with a few girls tonight...
guy 2- nice man, yougonna get any?
guy 1- probibly not
guy 2- dude dont be such a neff
situation 2:
chick 1: im thinking about going out with tyler
chick 2: ew no, hes just a neff!
Neff: one of a series of noisy up-and-down jaw movements with mouth and eyes wide open, often performed by nearby, toothless diners that appear to be in a trance. Also indicates the person who is neffing (the neffer). Used as a nound or verb.
Yahuda ask his mother if it was OK to imitate the elderly neff at the next table while dining at Cowboy Bob's Bean Barrell.
A "Dickey Word" of complex origin.
It Branches from the root word Neffertiti. Meaning a person of physical or mental disability.
Tina Demps is a Neff.
Hey ma is it just me or is that a Neff licking the sofa.