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Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.
a. A serpent-like monster rumored to be living in Loch Ness.
b. Rumored to be the child of Bella and Edward Cullen. Her real name is Reneesme, which comes from combining the names of Bella and Edwards moms, Renee and Esme. It takes Nessie only 6 years to be fully grown, and since she's extra speshul, she even glows like radioactive waste. It is also rumored that werewolf Jacob imprints on her. Her existence is accepted among many, but is still unproven.
a. Oh my God, I just saw Nessie poke her head out of the loch!
b. A few days before the release of Breaking Dawn, rumors of Bella and Edward's child Nessie leaked onto the internet, causing weeping and gnashing of teeth as people denied it. The main argument for this being fake was that it was impossible for vampires to have children. Others claimed it was ridiculous. Either way, it brought many lulz.
1. random stuff or things.
Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.
He is sort of afraid of water, in a strange way. Likes to annoy people.... Is the LochNess Monster
P1: STOP WITH THE WATER ALREADY!!!
P2: Geez Nessi CALM DOWN....
Derived from suffix -ness. It is the distinct aspect(s) exhibited by someone/something that makes he/she/it unique.
Example 1:
Person 1: "That tree has a certain kind of nessiness about it. I can't tell exactly what it is though."
Person 2: "I think it's the neon pink leaves."
Example 2:
Person 1: zomg i pwn!! im so 1337!!! itz part of my nessiness!!!!!!!
Person 2: So are your obsessions for lolcats.com and ebaumsworld.com.
Person 1: can i has cheeseburger?
A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.
Dude 1: "Where's Luke Williams?"
Dude 2: "Don't know, cunts such a Nessy."