Country Dictionary

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thomas nielsen

The coolest motherfucker on the planet.

I wish I was more like Thomas Nielsen, that motherfucker is super cool.

by Thecoolestmferever October 04, 2023

August Hudson V Nielsen

sexy man!! august such cute baby and i love him

mmmm i love august hudson v nielsen, he’s so sexy!!! -baela

by poopiebutt123 June 01, 2022

Oysters Nielsen

When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.

Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 29, 2023

Nielsen

oh gosh, the EXTRA MOST BESTEST FRIEND ONE CAN HAVE. he supports his friends endlessly, even when they are acting like a stupid biatch. He always has quizzes due, BUT its okay because he is absolutely killing it with school and work. He is a doer! Maybe too much of a perfectionist, but uh thats not bad. It's only bad when he doesn't get sleep. He is a hard worker and very independent. Um he is genuinely funny, kind, fun, smart, and rational. He doesn't see it, but everyone else does. He aLsO hAs REALLY GOOD HAIR!!

Nielsen is will change the world, and we will be here to support him, yay!

by lunie.tunie.yay November 22, 2021

Emil Nielsen

Emil nielsen is the goat, just like mathias gidsel

YES emil nielsen blocked the ball

by Timongogoyt February 05, 2025