A fork of Rural Dictionary
SALTS is used when something isn’t funny enough to “laugh out loud” but it was funny enough to smile a little. SALTS = Smiled A Little Then Stopped. SALTS is almost always used in texting.
Bob “*kind of funny joke*” Cheryl “SALTS”
The act of sniffing bath salts.
Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.
anything that will turn a smile into a frown. Can also be used as a verb: to be salted
Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour." Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."
To interfere with your plans (or to mess up your game). Playa Hatin'
Quit throwing salt on my game...fool!