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The female genitalia. The vagina.

Sasha bit his sisters noony *gasp*

to be extremely cute – totes cute, on another level

He is soo noonie

The most amazing girl in all of existence. Cute, sweet, loving, caring, understanding, smart, creative, brave, funny, nice, makes life worth living, loyal, committed, wonderful, shy, faithful, willing, unique, respectful... etc. Nothing and no one can compare to her. Irreplaceable. There's no limit to her love. Totally limitless. I appreciate everything that she has done for me. Deserves praise. Eventually I will marry her. There's no one i want more than Noony. She is mine, and I am hers, forever. <3

I love you, Noony.

Person A: Look! A cute Asian girl!
Me: Yeah, that's my Noony.

An all encompassing term for male / female genitals.

1) Hey Greg, look at that chick's fat noonie.

2) Hey man, I think that guy wants to touch your noonie.

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

Noonies are when you got to the pub in the afternoon for "just one drink" and by the time you leave its pitch black outside (not that you're in a fit state to see any way after actually having about 10 drinks)

It normally happens on a friday after finishing work early.

Noonies are NEVER planned.

"Oi Oi Dave wanna go down the pub for a quick pint“
" yeah sure mate as long as we dont end up having noonies like last time"

a pacifier; a rubber, plastic, or silicone nipple given to an infant or other young child to suck upon.

Give a noonie to a crying baby and it will pacify them from both crying and hunger.