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Face Nut

There are many places to drop your nut. Tits, ass, back and a throat are good places to drop a nut. But..... the best place to drop your nut is on a face. Hence, the very pleasing FACE NUT.

Christine was a very good girl tonight, I'll make sure she gets a 3 oz. face nut from me.

by Eddie Jude May 11, 2010

Face Nut

There are many places to drop your nut. Tits, ass, back and a throat are good places to drop a nut. But..... the best place to drop your nut is on a face. Hence, the very pleasing FACE NUT.

Christine was a very good girl tonight, I'll make sure she gets a 3 oz. face nut from me.

by Eddie Jude May 11, 2010

Nuts to the face

A game in which you fight and the first person to get there nuts in the others face wins.

Chris and Dave were playing nuts to the face and while chris was pinned, Daves sweaty nuts were dropped on his face.

by ReedinoH November 28, 2016

Heh, deez nuts in yo face

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.

Heh, deez nuts in yo face.

by commitpp January 18, 2022

Dragon deez nuts across your face

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020

Dragon deez nuts across your face

Drag-on. Which basically is like the word "dragging". It's pretty much another way of the deez nuts jokes.

You: Hey look, a dragon!
Friend: What dragon?
You: Dragon deez nuts across your face nigga!

by topsdemise June 06, 2021

literally nut on my face

when someone is so fine u want them to just nut on ur face 😍😀

dreadheads are so fine i want them to literally nut on my face

by user826492017464783829274 November 05, 2023