A fork of Rural Dictionary
pretty much a fucking ticking timebomb that fucks you around when getting ready for school or work and sits there ticking minute by minute whilst you are getting ready. often ticks faster if you are in a hurry
"julie its 6:30!!" "what the fuck!!!??? , the clock was 3:00 a minute ago!!!!"
To become escalated or violently suddenly with little or no provocation.
Man! You better watch what you say about Ted’s family when you are around him. He will clock on you bigtime.
Coming from the definition of being punched in the face and knocked out, clocked is a new stoner metaphor for when one is cooked and tired.
person 1: “fuck ive had too many cones i’m so clocked” person 2: “aha you fucking clocked cunt”
Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.
A highly effective means of pointing out hot members of the opposite sex (or the same sex if you slide that way) to your associates (usually in public) without drawing undue attention to oneself. It works like this: The person calling the clock is always facing 12 o'clock and so a honey off to your left is at your 9 and so on. For experienced clockers, there are added terms such as tight (close), deep (far), High (above you), and Low (below). It's important to remember not to shift around to much immediately after calling a clock, so as to avoid undue confusion and back-of-the-head slapping.
God damn it, I'm calling out a 3:30 gentleman, can I get an Amen?
To be caught in the act To get caught
1)HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT CLOCK SHE JACKED (stole) YOUR SPARKLY POTATO CHIPS? 2)-Teacher catches student with dope. Friend: Shame. You got clocked.