A fork of Rural Dictionary
When one has really intense sex with a female partner while standing up and she is between the male and wall
"I was hammering that bitch on my living room wall"
someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk
'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'
A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.
Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"
Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "
Nickname for your buddy who's hung like a horse
Everyone called Nick 'The Hammer' after seeing him naked in the shower at school.