A fork of Rural Dictionary
LAMB stands for "Like A Monkey Bitch". It's when someone is acting out and doesn't qualify for just the regular "bitch" but rather a "monkey bitch".
Margret really pissed me off and was acting LAMB; I bought her nachos and she decided at that very moment that she didn't like nacho cheese as much as American cheese.
A really nice guy who will probably ghost you at points, but everyone forgives a lamb. Lamb's can come in many names, such as 'lam' and 'larm'. He questions everything and is probably Thai. He has a butchered lamb for a head but can be a fucking snob anywhere he goes. He has a big heart and plays Roblox for most of his days. He drinks fancy wine and complains about his Online Classes.
Person 1: Dude, is that lamb?! Person 2: Yes, he looks all snazzy in that suit! Person 3: He looks weird. Person 2: Shut the fuck up you frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac fuckhead.
LAMB (Look At Me Bitches) You know them, you’ve seen them. They make sure you have. You’ll get nothin out of them while they’re in the zone. 50 selfies to 1 published. LAMB motto - Look how good my life is. LAMB greatest fear - Low battery warning.
She is a mega LAMB. Check out the flock of LAMBs over there
Like A MotherFuckin Baws!!
"He knocked out two people" "Damn, he went LAMB!"
a lamb is a romantic comedy that a male is obliged to sit through when he does on a date with a girl he intends to later get in her pants. A man would never watch a lamb on his own accord because they are weak, fluffy, and boring. Lambs are not often worth remembering.
Dude 1: "Hey bro wanna catch that new Saw movie with me and the guys?" Dude 2: "Naw man sorry I gotta suffer through a lamb with this chick I wanna bone."