Country Dictionary

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.

He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

When u land a trick on your skateboard u yell this excitedly.

yea nigga one two,one two yo!

When something is between two choices or both.

I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.

1.To "manually pleasure" a girl

I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two

A surefire way to master dancing.

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !" B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !" A : "I 've got it now !"

#1: Pee #2: Poop #3: Diarrhea

number one, number two, number three Gotta go number 1. I have to take a number 2. OMG, I seriously am having #3!

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.

thanks stupid wow, you just aren't very bright are you? I mean, I SMACKED u up damn bro, I gave you the one two teddy does your neck hurt? from that whiplash I am gonna leave the table now with your money honey thanks for the contribution you are a pal