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Kneeling ovation

A blow job.

The gang of bikers gave him a standing ovation after his beautiful rendition of the song Anaconda. He in turn, gave them a kneeling ovation.

by Cellardoor101 October 30, 2014

Premature ovation

The crowd reaction at a live music event when the act on stage deliberately or inadvertently leaves a small gap before the end of a song, but then plays on, people think the song is over and clap / cheer. The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.

Jimmy was so drunk that when the band stopped playing for a second he had premature ovation.

by hararya January 26, 2012

Standing Ovation

A real large erection

Tony: Dude when Sarah was grinding me I gave one hell of a Standing Ovation

by urbanmacgyver September 23, 2009

Sitting Ovation

when one fists a fine young lady in both her vaginal and anal cavities and claps audibly

She gave me a standing ovation for my motivation speech. I gave her a sitting ovation for interrupting.

Standing ovation

Where a man develops a HUGE boner when he sees a hot chick.

Look! A standing ovation!

by poopscoopydoodoo August 26, 2019

standing ovation

when a man has sex with a girl while standing up by fucking her in the ass, fingering her, feeling her breasts, and making out with her.

John liked Jane so much he gave her a standing ovation. A standing ovation is a great way to let a girl know that you like her.

by physics nerds '12 October 09, 2009

standing ovation

when you take a shit that's so big it sticks out of the toilet bowl water.

after eating at that mexican restaurant i went into their bathroom and gave a standing ovation- too bad i can never go back there again.

by Mikey Lancaster April 15, 2007