A fork of Rural Dictionary
1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.
That girl was such a whore that Marc was able to oven mitt her last night.
You stick your fist up someone's ass, pull it out and it's completely covered in shit.
"Oh damn, that's a stinky oven mitt, where did you get it?" "Casey's ass."
"You to**er, dont shove you dutch oven mitt in my face! Im gonna cupcake you for that. You uncombobulated, combusto flatulence ridden goit."
Titties that look like an oven mitt filled with 1/2 cup of water. Long and saggy in proportion unfilled burned with tips.Also known as chopper tits.
Those titties look nice but their oven mitt titties! Hang to her ancles.
A nickname for a player of any sport that just can't catch the ball, no matter what. No matter how easy it looks, they still can't catch it.
Oh, how'd he miss the ball? Ah it happens all the time, we call him 'Oven Mitts'