A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pretend rock band for gays to have homoerotic fantasies about.
If you came in here with a black light, you'd find pearl Jam residue coating most of the readily accessible surfaces.
A pearl colored substance with the consistency of Jam. semen cum jiz
She fashioned a Pearl Necklace, out of his Pearl Jam.
When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is. Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1 Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?" Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it." Ex. 2 Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ." Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?" Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
The name of a famous Seattle band, but more importantly, think about it, Pearl Jam... A clever slang name for semen, has the consistency of jam and a pearl color. Definitely cum.
Pal: "You fuck Sarah last night?" Guy: "No doubt, busted my pearl jam in her face." Pal: "haha you sick fuck, I envy you."
Ticketmaster’s worst nightmare.
“Taylor Swift called Pearl Jam to deal with Ticketmaster.”