A fork of Rural Dictionary
Meaning penis...cock, But also can be used as a replacement for anything in everyday sentences. Can be used in good or bad terms.
'Your looking very peenile'
'Hmmm the weather is a bit peeny'
'Get your peen out'
'Your peen my mouth?'
'Peen my dry'
Short for Philippines. Only cool people say it. Invented by Jason Reyes.
Damn you're such a stupid FOB. Go back to THE PEENS.
despite the word sounding and literally basically being the beginning of 'penis', this word has nothing to do with your obscene love sword! Unless you wish to use it in modern day times, in which case it is indeed short for the word 'penis' and can be used as a fairly rude insult.
In reality, the word peen means the back of a hammer. You know, that one part of the hammer that's round and at the back? Yes, that part. It's not a penis. stop calling it that.
It's also called a ball-peen. It's still not a penis. Never will be. Unless your.... That guy.
Person: nice ball-peen, phil!
Phil : Yeah my dicks real nice ain't it?
Person: I was talking about your hammer.
Phil: That's stupid you're stupid stop saying thAT
Hugh Hefner: today we celebrate 50 years of making guys all around the world stroke their peen
Barbara Walters: and that's when his peen went in my poon.. did I mention i'm a whore?
Star Jones: what do you mean my husband al has a peen fit for a tight boy's anus?