A fork of Rural Dictionary
What awakens in darkness.
The coronavirus is the pestilence that awakened in the darkness of 2020.
Something that will never really quit pestering people, no matter who tells you it will end if you wear a mask or get a shot, or fall in line to do everything else you are told, such as a deadly virus.
The pestilence awakened in the darkness of people's dreams about what they weren't fighting for.
A disease, similar to tinnitus, where you constantly hear the sound of the Discord ping noise inside your head. It is caused by chronic internet usage.
Chris: Ugh! I cannot get this stupid Discord ping noise out of my head!!! Erick: You must have Pestilence... You have spent much too much time on Discord....
When something looks overpowered and you fail to achieve the same power.
Me: Wow, that Pestilence hero is really OP. I'm picking that next game. ..Continues to feed and ruin the next game. Me: I guess it was just The Pestilence Effect
Someone or something that is very annoying, something you can't seem to get rid of. Pestilent things could be a rat constantly chewing your wires or living in your basement, or a fat seal who won't get off the rock you like.
Damn that guy Omar keeps messaging me. He is so pestilent. Keeps asking me to zorbing with him but I really don't want to. What a pestilent prick.