A fork of Rural Dictionary
The scientific measurement to determine how much or how little a person, place, or thing is saturated with the influence or likeness of Michael Phelps, Olympic Swimmer, upcoming video game star, and dude who occasionally gets photographed smoking questionable substances out of a thick, clear tube.
"I'm most excited about it's Michael Phelpsness!"
to Phelps
Getting super H and go swimming in a pool.
Guy 1: Have you seen Chad?
Guy 2: Ya, after he took all those pictures of himself ripping that steam roller he's been doing laps at the Y.
Guy 1: Man that guy's all about Phelpsing.
Guy 2: I can't believe you used that word you tool.
The act of getting in trouble via facebook picture in which someone has tagged you while engaging in any activity in which you did to expect or desire to be made public.
Origin: Reference to US Olympian Michael Phelps who was outed for smoking pot at a party after a photo of him smoking a bong appeared in a British tabloid.
1. I got phelpsed for hanging out with my ex-girlfriend last weekend
2. I knew I was phelpsed when my boss asked me where I learned to do a one-handed kegstand
The act of complaining about success.
i.e. Michael Phelps complaining about winning a Silver medal at the 2012 Olympics...even though he has like, 15 Gold metals. Lame.
"Ahhh man, I got a 97 on that test. I should have got a 100. I studied really hard."
"She's totally Michael Phelpsing."
Totally over watching, hearing or talking about Michael Phelps, (American Olympian).
Tom: Hey dude, did you catch Phelps in the 400 relay last night?
JerrY: No man, I'm totally Phelpsed Out...
When someone rips a huge bong and clears the whole thing in one hit.
made up from michael being able to hold his breathe a long time underwater.
...especially with the marijuana picture that was circulating across the internet.
Holy shit! Jimmy just totally "michael phelpsed" that 6 foot bong!!!