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A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.
"The pistol isint rigged" "... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"
verb: to call pistol. the alternative to calling shotgun, to call the bitch seat in the middle of two people in the back. usually said in a gay accent.
friend 1: "i call shotgun!" friend 2: "damn... i call pistol!"
A debonair, undeniably classy man who stays with the times without being motarded and trendy. He has many women and always is on the move. He might typically drive a BMW motorcycle and wear aviators. Other times he's in a tuxedo with his silver Murcielago. He's the American version of the England's James Bond.
Guy1: Oh my god! Did you see how that guy just made a 400 foot jump with $500 loafers and a Cuban cigar in his mouth?! Guy2: Holy shit! That guy's a PISTOL!
1. one who constantly picks out chicks to eff. 2. a classy connoisseur of all necessities.
Damn, pistol just got taken into the girls' pool locker room!
When you grab your penis between your index finger and thumb at the base of your shaft, then have your balls between your index finger and middle finger thus making your cock and balls into an effective shooting device to unsuspectingly have your co-workers or friends look at your junk so you can call them a homo-meat gazer and give them 3 kicks in the ass.
Oh man yesterday at work right as Ronnie was coming to the stock room I totally gave him the pistol, what a fag!
Similar to shotgun and knife, it refers to a seating a car, this time meaning the back right window seat of the car.
I call pistol since he called shotgun.