A fork of Rural Dictionary
Step 1 for plating option Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid. Step 2 Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles. Step 3 Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose. Step 4 Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness. If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.
“Do you wanna go to on a plate?” “Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “
noun plate: a person with rather wide and short male genetalia verb to plate: what a plate likes to do with his 'plate' (if you catch me drift ;) )
'he was tunneling into you like thunderbird four with his plate!!!!' 'what a PLATE!!!'
Overall if a girl is flat; she could be flat chested or she could have a flat ass. Front Plate - Flat Chested Back Plate - Flat Ass
"the new girl is such a plate" "the new girl is front plate" "the new girl is back plate"
the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.
I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.