A fork of Rural Dictionary
I saw a plumpkin on my neighbors yard, it weighed 50,000 pounds!
giving a guy a blow job while he's taking a dump
i was taking a crap and my girl walked in a gave me a plumpkin...
receiving oral sex while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
I've really got to take a shit, are you up for plumpkins?
The opposite of a blumpkin (a guy recieving a blow-job while taking a shit). This is the female version. The girl gets a pleasurable sensation of being eaten out while taking a shit. This can be messy though, and you'll probably get some shit mixed in there.
Shane gave kels a Plumpkin in the McDanks bathroom.
A once in a lifetime festive cock sucking given while taking a dump, and done in commemoration of the pilgrims. The giver (male or female) is stimulated anally by repeatedly allowing the attached stem of a non-lubricated pumpkin to be slammed into their bottom by a third person cordially deemed 'Number 3.'
"Dude, is it true that Rhett received a plumpkin from that girl that wore a sports bra in the cafeteria while Kacey played number 3?" "Yeah man, they got the pumpkin from Alan. He said it hurt real bad. I think he just did it because he was so grateful for the pilgrims."
Another name for a really fat pumpkin.
"HEY! Look at that plumpkin over there! It's huge!!!"
1. A Plumpkin is a variety of Katebear that is pretty cool. You can find her in places like hair salons, parks, and thrift stores. Beware though, if you would like to capture a Plumpkin you must be quite cautious, for they are very timid, and may run at the slightest sign of affection. 2. A girl who is very good on top in bed. 3. A girl who has a perfect pumpkin shaped ass.
1. So I was walking home today and I saw a Plumpkin in the park. I walked up real slow and held out a cupcake, and she ate it out of my hand!!! How cute! 2. Damn, the bitch a Plumpkin. 3. Oh shit son, that Kate girl got that Plumpkin shit goin on...