A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pussy Money Power. The highest level of status in society. The 0.01%. The Kings. Originated from SoundCloud rapper Kappa K.
I got PMP, pussy money power.
Pissing my pants
Pissed my pants
Man that was fucking hilarious i pmp
Acronym for pre-meet poop. Refers to a bathroom trip before a cross country or track meet officially begins. Less urgent than a PRP.
The bathroom lines at the cross country meet were endless since everyone was trying to get in a PMP.
Stands for "pooping my pants." Used to describe a moment that is either hilarious beyond a simple "lmao" or "rofl," or so shocking as to induce such a undie-ruining action.
Dude, that old lady just fell and I'm totally pmp!
Dude, at the end of sixth sense I was totally pmp!
A.K.A Pre-Meeting Poo - Going #2 right before a long meeting to avoid suffering for an hour or two. Ensures proper concentration & focus and prevents wiggling around like an idiot in front of coworkers.
Bob: Hey John, got a couple of minutes to review my proposal document?
John: Sorry dude, I got less than five minutes for a PMP before my 3 o'clock with the VP
abbr. Practice makes Perfect (followed by a game/version)
Example: PmPv1.6 <--- Counter-Strike 1.6
1. Abbreviation used when a noob accuses a LEGIT player of hacking on an Online Game.
2. Used mainly by those who have never downloaded/installed a hack for an Online Game.
Noob: Nice hacks, what do ya use?
ToKey: PmPv1.6
Noob: I knew it! Leave you NOOB!
ToKey: Man!...My PmP is outta controL!