A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bassicly a movie star but instead of riding cars or horses they ride dicks and vaginas
Dude you know Bob? Yeah? HE road a pornstar on Friday! AND posted it on the internet it is hot as fuck!
A pornstar (female or male)is someone who's never been able to get a husband or wife, and put theirselves on sites naked. To show disguisting perverts how they look like.
Don't go on those sites yuo'll be traumatised for life
When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.
Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day? Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.
A person that involves themselves in pornography related fields (i.e. porn actor/actress, producers, camera crew, publishers). Most do this knowingly as a rejection of morality and indulgence of filth, but some are victims only to be pressured into a career of lust, want for money galore and reinforced behaviors through constant dopamine surges. This results in mass cumbrain production, increased hypergamy, and don't forget those trafficking schemes! Pornstar terrorists have their best interests to ruin the masses brains by introducing trends such as incest pornography (What are you doing step-bro), setting unrealistic body standards for both male and females, more hardcore pornography and emasculation of men. The coolidge effect is 100% utilized in these tactics.
"Says here Al Goldstein normalized hardcore pornography" "Yeah, well Al Goldstein is a fucking pornstar terrorist, and he keeps stealing my fucks! When will the never ending prefrontal cortex inhibition act end?? Fucking gag order!" "hey, cool it with the anti-semitism, bro"
A job that can make you a billionaire in seconds
Jack: Yo how tf you earned so much money dude John: Well I became a roblox pornstar
What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.
"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."