A fork of Rural Dictionary
A shitty and slow electronic device
Guy 1: My computer can't run League of Legends, it always lags so much!
Guy 2: Your computer's a fucking potato.
The best thing on the face of the earth. The potato brought us French fries, Mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, and so much more!
Man, that's one awesome potato
According to Youtubers, something you can take a picture with.
Quick! Take a picture of me!
Augh, I forgot the potato!
short for the word potato-head
hey did you hear about the new mayor getting elected?
huh, what mayor?
Mayor Gay Lord who transferred power from former Mayor Jenny Talls
OHHH, I'm a potato
what the entire population of the internet identifies as. a fricking potato.
a: potatoes are cool
b: thanks for the compliment bro
a: what do you mean lol
b: im a potato, so by saying potatoes are cool, you're saying that im cool, which is a compliment directed to me.