A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something you give without any type of obligation.
I am going to give a present to her.
The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.
"Tear down all the statues! Those people were all racists!"
"That's presentism, dude. Everybody was racist back then. In 100 years they'll probably think you were a monster too."
1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).
Raymond gives all the girls presents
Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.
to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear
Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"