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s.ex primer

proper term used in Europe for lubricant (lube people cum on)

Jonny Boy was dry so he got S.ex primer from the store to lube himself up for a night alone looking at older women porn. Sad twelve year old boy!

by Ciao Bello December 16, 2007

High angle primers

Field artillery slang. High angle primers are a nonexistent item that is used to trick rookies. Often used to send unsuspecting rookies on a wild goose chase.(Regular artillery primers work at low and high angles, so there is no high-angle version of them).

"Go down to the motor pool and ask Sergeant Williams for some high angle primers."

by Tom from the Shore October 30, 2007

Long Rifle; No Primer

A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.

Posk has three women to deal with but he is crushing himself. Total long rifle; no primer!

by spartyon2012 January 04, 2011

Lady Primer

Make-up

Mary Beth: Do I look good? Lu Ann: Yeah. What did you do different? Mary Beth: I bought a new type of lady primer; its called Maybelline.

by wont_ketchup May 01, 2012

Nuclear Primer

Nuclear primer the use of using nuclear blast in, a glass likefl finished bored barrel, to launch projectiles. These can range from space ships, to .22 round and so on.

Nuclear Primer

by MineOwedWu's May 08, 2021

primer

Slang for homofile folk i sekstitallet. Kommer fra at "homofile hadde prim på tissen".

Douche: Hey, look at that primer!

by anonimusa August 10, 2022

primer bomb

A typical car built between the 1950s and 1970s that it had so much Rust that the body had to be held together with Bondo and primer.

My friend back in the 70s had this old Dodge dart that had so much Rust on the body that the card had to be held together with Bondo and primer. Damn Bill look at that car. Yeah that's just another one of those primer bombs from the 70s.

by Ouray July 31, 2019