A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who wears 3 large, puffy winter coats and when in a locker room takes them off and admits that they are homosexual.
That kid Matt isn't really obese. He's actually a puffer. How do you know? We're in P.E. class. In the locker room, he took off his coats and said he was gay.
The act of giving fellatio to feces to one who is turtle heading. A.K.A. Sucking feces.
While Sean was tossing Guido's salad, Sean quickly became a turtle puffer when Guido started to defecate.
A coat that puffs out, particularly in sections of the coat. It is comprised of synthetic fibres, allowing the user to be insulated properly. Also called quilted jackets (due to their quilted design), these jackets (specifically black variants) have since been popularised by roadmen. Any respectable roadman would wear their puffer jacket at all times, regardless of climate.
"A true Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket. It doesn't matter if it's on the beach, or in the Sahara desert, a Roadman will always wear his puffer jacket" -- Memeulous
"An affectionate term for vapers generally using lower watt devices with atomizer resistance of 1.0ohm or above and who utilize the Mouth to Lung (MTL) style of vaping. The opposite of a cloudchaser."
When it comes to vaping styles, Betty is a tootle puffer, Sally likes to cloud chase and Joe prefers flavorchasing.
The act of releasing gas as you are getting a massage.
I was so relaxed during my session that I had a Swedish Puffer. needless to say the therapist was none too pleased.
Term used for those who suck dicks, in particular gay men. Commonly mistaken as a term for those who smoke drugs.
Gunny: Are you a Peter Puffer? PVT: SIR NO SIR! Gunny: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
One who smells their own flatulence
Girl One: I totally caught my boyfriend smelling his own fart! Girl Two: OMG who would have known he'd be a Poot Puffer?