A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of hyping everybody up to think that your gonna do something ridonkulous but ending up doing jack shit
What a cocktwat. He said he could hold his breath for 9 minutes but ended up pulling a David Blaine.
Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.
A: He will definitely pull a david. B: Who? A: Falcon!!
When someone accosts a neighbour for cooking purposes at unreasonable hours
Old mate across the road had to pull a David and tried to get potatoes off me at 3am.
When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.
1: I tried Pulling a David last night. 2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards? 1: Nah, could not waste the time 2: Then you didn't officially pull a David
When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.
Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.
When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.
S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?” A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful” D6: “I know I am” S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”
Verb. To meet someone randomly at a party and based on very little information and friend them on facebook the following day.
"Remember that random girl I met last night? She totally pulled a David on me... saw a friend request from her this morning..."