A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. A joke, usually a play on words involving either a homonym, or a phrase that rhymes with the original quote. 2. A very, very, VERY low form of humor, and often makes everyone within a ten mile radius sigh and pinch their eyes together. These jokes will likely get you killed, the best case scenario is that someone laughs, simply because the joke is so bad/stupid, that said person cannot help but laugh, then tell you to get the out of the room.
never tell a pun, if you want to keep anything you hold dear.
Play on words for comical relief
Pun: "I'll play you a prostitune on my whoremonica."
A clever play on words, often used for comedy. The play on words often use similar sounding words or homonyms to replace words that would normally be in the sentence. Another form is when a word with a double meaning is used to relate to a different word in the sentence in two different ways. Puns tend not to be funny, and often receives light sarcastic laughter. Many people fail at making these. One specific person comes into mind...
Chinese teacher: So, HOW is life? Chinese student: Life is HAO. Chinese teacher: *sighs* Why must I put up with this? James: Oh, It's pun! *high fives* Chinese student: wooooooooow... Chinese teacher: Detention, both of you.
Another word for the action of sexual intercourse. Inserting object A into location B.
Nick - "Did you hear what happened to dan last night?" Cam - "No i didn't, what happened?" Nick - "he got mad puns" Cam - "Im going to go pun that girls box after hes done"
The worst form of human communication yet. A stupid play on words trying desperatley to be funny.
(the most stupidest pun ever) guy 1: knock knock me: who's there guy 1: orange me: orange who guy 1: orange you glad i didn't say bannanas? *BANG* me: I had a "blast" hanging with you...
Another word or joking or joking around with someone or people, can be use by word play to get a humorous or rhetorical effect.
(A) Whatever, but i'm going. (B) Why are you full stopping me? (A) Its the end of a sentence and i'm in a mood with you. (B) Why? (A) Because you make me sick. (B) Why are you being horrible to me? (A) I'm not i was only punning 'ya (B) That's really harsh. (A) Oh come on it was a joke. (B) That wasn't a question, i didn't want a reply. (A) I'm sorry. (B) Ha! I was only punning you