A fork of Rural Dictionary
the best girl you will ever meet, rachels are usally very very pretty. like i mean stunning! you just look at her and say woah. these girls are usally blonde with green or blue eyes and they have a nice ass. 6 WORDS... THE NICEST CHEERLEADER ON THE PLANET
did you see rachel last night matt? yeah i saw her and my jaw just dropped
a rachel is typically from the northeastern area of the United States, in New England. Rachel's like listening to music of jam bands such as Dave Matthews Band, or the Grateful Dead. They also hate chemistry and history.
Rachel: Hey want to go eat some New England clam chowder and then chill out and listen to some DMB all day?
to be very slow at something, or mentally challenged/handicapped.
it's pretty much a kind way of saying someone is really stupid.
"yo lisa, that girl is as locally developed as rachel from camp." - julia.
"i know eh? she pulled a total haggar fundle." - lisa.
like the BEST person ever. Just so sexy. And likes prawns. a lot. Often drinks excessively, but thats okay.
omg she was soooo wasted last night, almost doing a rachel.
A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.
Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)
next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes
the most beatuiful girl you will ever see she has eyes bright blue blonde hair and the best smile and she'll always make you laugh
guy#1: i think im in love with my girfriend
guy#2: who?
guy#1:rachel
guy#2:no suprise