A fork of Rural Dictionary
Kissing cousin of the Snowplow. Aqain knocking her elbows out while performing doggy style, then driving her right off the edge of the bed.
I was snowplowing her when all of a sudden I realized i was quickly running out of runway. Before I knew it, KERSPLAT, right off the edge of the bed. I never met such a reluctant base jumper.
Verb...Reluctant to acknowledge something you already know or have learned.
You tell him he better let you know he cares or wants you around...He doesn't respond. He doesn't care! You already knew this based on his previous actions and many unresponded to texts. You had "r.t.a." reluctance to acknowledge he aint that into you.
A natural erection of the male Penal Gland that occurs involuntarily during events that are otherwise mentally or physically inappropriate,and results in some sort of social chastisement. Sometimes even Death.i.e: A man has an obvious erection at the funeral of a lived one, or when he's at a job interview. 2. A socially unacceptable erection of the penis, that is completely involuntary and in welcome by the male with the erection. 3. A term used to describe any situation in which something embarrassing is suddenly revealed.
It was very unfortunate for Mark that a reluctant boner popped up just as his girlfriend introduced him to her five year old neice and he was murdered.
When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?" Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her" Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut" Buddy - "Yup....."
A pitty fuck from an old woman.
My girlfriend broke up with me, and your Mama gave me the reluctant panther last night.
The overwhelming fear of being recorded live on camera because the thought of mass amounts of people publicly viewing you on the internet is too overwhelming to handle.
When our Video Team comes into businesses to film staff at work, people scatter like roaches due to Video Reluctance.