A fork of Rural Dictionary
OMG I Was Riding The Bull I Dont Think This Relation Will Last Will Last
Just the coolest thing to say nowadays!!! badicker
Hey i talk to you later...Ride The Bull!!!!! Yeeeeehaaaaa!!!
PMS.
i.e., when a bull sees red, it gets angry.
Me: How was your day, baby?
My girlfriend: Shut up. I'm sorry. I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I don't know. I want ice cream.
Me: Whoa, I guess you're about to ride the bull, huh?
What Gerard Way did to get on the cover of Spin magazine. Once mentioned in an interview.
Friend 1: “What did Gerard Way do you get on the cover of Spin Magazine?”
Friend 2: “He rode the mechanical bull, he mentioned in an interview how he was very good at riding the mechanical bull”
Friend 1: “Oh That’s cool!”
It's a radical doggy style. The principle is the same, but requires a long hair dame. You ride her and when she's really close scream you got AIDS! She'll be kicking and jumping just like a rodeo bull.
She: Ho, baby i'm cumming!!!!!Ho my god...
You: sorry babe...i got AIDS!
She: you fu**ing bastard, get out...let me go...(Kicks and Jumps...)
you: yeah! i'm Riding the rodeo bull !!!
You have your parter (ideally a female with long hair) on the doggy style position without a condom.You enter from behind (anal is also possible) , grab her hair and swing them two times around your hand. Ones you are positive that you have a firm grip on her you say "baby i have aids" and try to remain inside her for as long as possible.
If you try "riding the bull " with any girl you are sure to break up soon.