A fork of Rural Dictionary
the tall/skinny lead singer
of the all american rejects
who is usually drunk
with possibly the most
beautiful blue eyes ever.
person1: did you meet the all american rejects after there show
person2: yeah tyson ritter was trashed
The lead singer/bassist of the band The All-American Rejects. The hottest guy on earth.
birthday: April 24, 1984
home town: Stillwater, OK
g/f: Kim Smith
siblings: Zack (older), Bailey (younger
parents: Tim and Tracy (divorced)
Tyson Ritter is the best thing that ever happened to this world.
The smartest most amazing funny beautiful humblest person in all the land. By the way this is NOT Molly writing this it’s someone else.
“Molly Ritter is the baddest b!ch on da block ya herd it’s giving baddie vibes only ❌🧢”
A talented American actor who portrayed Jack Tripper in Three's Company and Paul Hennessy in 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter. He was born on the 17th September 1948 and died on 11th September 2003 of an aortic dissection. Will be forever remembered
RIP John Ritter 1948-2003
OH MY GOD!!! Tyson Ritter is one of the hottest guys everrr, he so sweet, gives AMAZING hugs and is one on the best lead singers in the world. He also cares a lot about his fans (especially the die hard fans) he'll stop to take at least one last pic with his truest fan (ME :p) before he goes to sound check, but all together hes a lovely, hot piece of man candy that anyone wishes they could be with ;)
Tyson Ritter is one fine piece of man candy :0
The funny dude who played The Father Paul hennessey from 8 Simple Rules. died 9/11/2003
threes company
8 simple rules
john will be remembered for his humour -now hes with Tupac - Respec'
To have anal sex with a woman.
Hit her, hit her, hit her in the shitter,
like ole Tex Ritter woulda did her!