Country Dictionary

a nickname for Gerry.

yo its gerry hey gerry ur cool u got a gangster nickname g-Roon!

Really cool

That new band is really cool-o-roon-o!!

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the original discoverer

"You hear about Roon’s law?”

"Yah man but funny thing. It was made by this guy called Andrew Reed"

When you think something is going to go as predicted, but in reality it catches you off guard as it turns into a complete effing mess.

"I was walking at Disney, trying to take a short cut by the carousel when a portly woman abruptly stopped in front of me, pulling a Roon Weslpoa, when I tripped and bumped into her."

Finn Van Roon is a name for inferior humans

Person 1: My name is Finn Van Roon
God: Straight to Hell

Roons are a type of dog that love pets, and roon is the main character for five nights at roons pizza.

I love Roons!