A fork of Rural Dictionary
A violent, gargantuan dump that has either been just unloaded or found in a porcelain toilet. (9+ inches length, 2+ inches girth.)
“Bro don’t go in there. Somebody left a world record Porcelain Rumbler in that stall”
When you put popcorn kernels up someone's butt, followed by a blowdryer and then once the kernels have popped a sexual partner eats them out of the butt.
My boyfriend convinced me to try a Minnesota rumbler last night. I think one is still in there.
When your fart is so violent it rumbles your ass cheeks
That was a fucking ass rumbler
oi barlow do u like monkeys ?
ye y
do u like vibrators up ur arse ?
yep definately
well ur a monkey rumbler :P
wats that ?
its when ur shit rumbles and u make the screech of a monkey
when your going down on a girl you burp inside her and then she quiffs it out on your face
I was eating out this girl and you know I always burp after a great meal. I decided to pull a kentucky cunt rumbler on her. I had a massive burp coming up, so I blew it in her and she quiffed it out all over my face.
while recieving oral, you let a big fart go right in their face.
I gave Rachel the windy city rumbler, after I gave her the cucumber slumber.
a group of people who never found a vagina mystery that they couldn't get to the bottom of