A fork of Rural Dictionary
One who has an insanely large cock and whose penetration will decimate all. Commonly known for penetrating Alanas. The Russell can tripple the size of his cock when enraged or extremely horny.
The house shook as the Russell claimed his 27th virgin of the week.
the act of calling a member of the opposite sex, guaranteeing coitus, and subsequently being denied.
I called him and said "Sex. Me. Here. Now." and he told me that he'd rather stay at home and smoke with his friends. I totally got Russelled.
Russell’s are extremely handsome guys. They have huge cocks and They mostly have braces and Blackish hair. They are so cute and funny and sweet. They will make extremely good boyfriends and usually play sports like baseball or football. They will never let you down.
Girl 1: your lucky your dating a russell Girl 2: I know he’s so nice and active and his cock is huge.